US Presidential election results rendered invalid!
In a mind stunning turn of events, all election results for president of the United States have effectively been rendered invalid. This breaking news was brought to our attention by the Alabama Sentiment Service Network. Their invetigative team has turned up evidence that a resident of Ledbetter Oval Lakes was granted Excalibur by the "Lady of the Lake". The resident was initially confused at the sight of a half dressed woman exiting the lake, then subsequently amazed by her pronouncement that he is the rightful heir to the throne of the kingdom of the North America. "Well, ya know, I was just out walking along a path and thinking to get breakfast down at betty lou's bakery, but it seems like I should bingewatch 'The Crown' on netflix now so I can get to Monarching properly". photo-armenia.com , CC0, via Wikimedia Commons Our team has attempted to confirm the legality of this claim, but calls to the supreme court and other government age...